What is Christmas?
a. the endless, soul-destroying repetition of 'jingle bells' in every f*cking supermarket and mall in the universe
b. an overpriced plastic, animatronic fish that sings 'money for nothing' because that's what your brother-in-law "always wanted".
c. smashed at control club with dirty techno/ house played by two swivel-eyed old geezers in santa hats
if C. then THIS IS THE PARTY FOR YOU!!!!!!!